Adventure Time - Dancing Baby Finn (Lyrics) (by Yui Ame)
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
Everyone on tumblr is real fucking clear about consent until it comes to the subject of eating non human animals. Because that’s your personal choice isn’t it?
Fucking dweebs.
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
